adam green as read by female beatnik
january 2005

1) Resolutions / Excuses; 2) Fabio Thoughts; and 3) the “Kidnews” cartoon vulgar enough to stop the presses of “The Chicago Tribune”...

february 2005

1) More adorable “kiddie” cartoons based on death and dismemberment; 2) the mysterious photography of Tokihiro Sato; and 3) theoretically “more”...

march 2005

1) Still more “insulting and sometimes just stupid” cartoons from “Kidnews”; 2) tween “hate mail” and “not so hateful mail”; and 3) FAR too much verbiage on sea creatures...

april 2005

1) Again with the angry mail from the tweens; 2) What do you mean I can’t draw a cartoon for children about testicle removal?; and 3) so on and so forth...

may 2005

1) The curse of Ronnie James Dio; 2) the usual cartoons for children about toilet play, fork impalement, and eating disorders; and 3) other questionable things...

june 2005

1) My greatest greeting card test design result ever (it can only go down from here); 2) another quartet of eleven year old newspaper cartoons; and 3) the usual extra stuff...

july 2005

1) Verbal and visual giraffe erotica (girotica?); 2) more of that pre-teen hate mail; and 3) some comforting words from Professor Howard Zinn...

august 2005

1) Droning on about homonyms; 2) a couple of “Kidnews” cartoons I’m rather pleased with, and a couple of others, not so much; and 3) howzabout that bombing sixty years ago?

september 2005

1) Adorable cartoons for children about witch burning, atomic bombs, roasting the flesh of dead animals, and “wedgies”; 2) Shout outs to Allen Toussaint and Kanye West; and 3) more?

october 2005

1) Two pandas discuss cinema and more while sitting inside a false-perspective black-and-white set; 2) the needs of the 40+ woman ; and 3) oh, yes... cartoons...

november 2005

1) Even more cartoons of doctors, vampires, plants, pototatoheads, and wonder women; 2) Again with the panda photos, what’s that about?; and 3) Let’s just say “etc. etc.” ...

december 2005

1) Another selection of wholesome cartoons for children featuring guns, whips, monkey bondage, milking, and errrr... Maya Angelou; 2) hate mail; and 3) the usual digressions...