adam green as read by female beatnik
january 2006

1) Buy my Valentine’s Day Card (I have no shame); 2) Click on the “Kidnews” cartoons from 1995, to see my naked bum; and 3) The usual droning verbiage...

february 2006

1) A hidden candy heart for the copropiliac; 2) Joseph Beuys and that wascally wabbit; and 3) Another quartet of those cartoons for children...

march 2006

1) The written confessions of a high-rise penny thrower; 2) A glittery painting; and 3) More cartoons with such child friendly topics as: bombs, doubts, and dissections...

april 2006

1) Easter “fun”; 2) Tax “fun” and 3) Cartoon “fun” involving: Flesh-eating ghouls, Roadkill, Television, and the taste of Johnny Depp...

may 2006

1) Sexed-up Pooh-Mania!; 2) Cartoons of cancer-feces-hip-shaking-animal-beheading wackiness; and 3) Let's just say “more”...

june 2006

1) Sunsets; 2) Hitler Cats; and 3) Even more adorable childish pictographs involving scatology, junk food, and cultural imperialism...

july 2006

1) A definition of time; 2) Saluting Shep The Wonder Dog; and 3) The usual cartoon diversions involving explosions, bowels, and imaginary friends....

august 2006

1) Hate Mail; 2) Colleen Moore; and 3) “Funnies” for children concerning eating disorders, tiny nuns, and the whining of costumed existential heros....

september 2006

1) Even more letters of hatred; 2) One of my favorite records from 1986; and 3) All of the usual topics: Cat Poop; Militia Babes; Jesus Juice; etc.

october 2006

1) Is that a vial of anthrax in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?; 2) My current cartoon crush; and 3) The adorable drawings for children, that are continually sullied by vulgar sexuality...

november 2006

1) Hello; 2) Unpublished and published cartoons featuring: electrocution; beheading; inflating; tackling; and actual and implied insertions; and 3) If this is not enough, I also present my body hair...

december 2006

The usual content (without the usual “one, two, three” numbering) of: heads in freezers; suppression of free speech; excess pet hair; throbbing gristle; and a letter from Charles Bukowski...