Jurassic  |  Chicago Tribune “Kidnews” 08/30/94

Not so proud of this one, although I do like the pajamas. Sometimes you fill the weekly space anyway you can and references to popular movies never really provoked any editorial “discussions.”

Somewhat relatedly, I’m often asked when posing as a child in pedophile chatrooms, “What do you wear when you go to bed?” Truth be told, I actually owned a pair of “Winnie The Pooh” footie pajamas back in day (the “day” being age five or six) and once when trying to pull myself up onto a high barstool-like seat at a counter in our kitchen I tipped a saucer holding a cup of scalding hot coffee all over myself. The results of this experiment found footie pajamas are even MORE difficult to remove when steaming wet, and I switched to two piece sleeping garments soon after. You want me to sneak out of my room and meet you in the creepy woods behind the Frisch’s Big Boy in a string bikini?

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