The Adam Green Online Propaganda Newsletter

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As I struggle with that lovely kicked-in-the-stomach feeling of four more fabulous years of fighting the true perils of gay marriage and abortion, while ignoring oh... let’s see (paraphrasing tbogg.blogspot.com): soldiers being used as cannon fodder; scientific decisions being made by people who believe in a ghost in the clouds; the debt that our children and grandchildren will have to pay off; racists and lunatics for judicial appointments; looting the treasury and squandering it on corporate cronies; making enemies faster than we can kill them; etc. etc.; and so on; and so forth...

Here’s to, “Four more years of fear and darkness and racism and hatred and stupidity...” Huzzah!

Sooooo, metaphorically bloody and bowed, I continue... Step One: (Unsuccessful?) Appeal to the evangelical marketplace. The card upper left (advocating the non-stomping of Jesus, but perhaps being misconstrued as savior-bashing resulting in my fingers being broken one by one by those of the “turn the other cheek so I can punch that also” faith) will soon be (perhaps already is) in the X-mas section of stores that carry Recycled Paper Greetings. It is being test marketed, which means that it shows up in some of these secret stores, and if enough people purchase find them and purchase them, it will be rolled out to a much larger selection of stores next year.

If you happen by chance to see this card please feel free to buy in bulk. You can also purchase the “Little Tuba Boy“ card that didn’t pass a test marketing last year directly from me through the order form. Of course email of praise/encouragement without any taint of consumption is always encouraged, to bolster my osteoporetic ego.

I leave you this month with five black and white cartoons from eleven years ago, methodically placed upon a digital collage composed from a section my actual bedding. Click on said cartoons to blow them up for ease of reading and rambling commentary.

Thank you for not drinking the Kool-Aid and continuing (in a most pacifist way, natch) to fight the good fight.

Strength,


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