Cold Dead Fingers | Chicago Tribune “Kidnews”
12/06/94
This was based on a story that had run in “Kidnews” a week or two before. I’m not sure how “sweeping” the ban was, i.e. would a “Star Wars” light saber be ok, since they’re just a lance-like weapon, and not a gun? What about the water pistol? Would little army men finally lay down their arms?
Remember kids! You don’t need a toy gun when a lego driven with enough force into the eye socket of your opponent will take them down.
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